crazy jokes!

Mrs Smith was giving an R.E. lesson while Mhari was asleep on her desk.

''Who was the creator of the world,Mhari?''said Mrs Smith. John who sits behind Mhari poked her in her back with his pencil. ''God Almighty!'' she said to John. ''Great!'' said the teacher.

A few moments later...                                                                         

''Who was called to be Gods son, Mhari?''asked the teacher to Mhari. John poked her with his pecil in her back. ''Jesus Christ!'' she said to John. ''Well done!'' said the teacher.

A few minutes later...

''What did Eve say to Adam after their 40th Child, Mhari?''the teacher asked Mhari. John poked her again when she jumped up and shouted ''IF YOU STICK THAT INTO ME ONE MORE TIME , IM GONNA BREAK IT!''

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         A: because 6-7-8

 

• During which battle was Lord Nelson killed?

       A: the last one

 

• How do you use an Egyptian  doorbell?

      A:Toot-and-come-in

 

• Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

     A: to get to the bottom

 

• What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

      A: an animal that talks your head off!